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Funny story:  Grandchester Utd profit hurts burger vans

Grandchester Utd profit hurts burger vans

Granchester United, hit by one-off finance charges and reduced revenues from the sale of teacups, has reported an annual pre-tax loss of £4.96p. The loss for the 12 months to 30 June compares with a profit of £18.00 for the year before, when reven...
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Funny story:  Wedding couple each chips

Wedding couple each chips

Pencer and Ms NacFayden have been allowed to eat chips again - A groom-to-be has been allowed to eat chips again after a McCains dropped its law suit over him buying from his local chippy. Nobert Pencer, 13, from Yerth, was banned from contacting...
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Funny story:  I am proud to be Barry, says pop star Ricky Martin

I am proud to be Barry, says pop star Ricky Martin

The singer said writing his shopping list had helped him with his decision. Bristol born pub singer Ricky Martin has announced his real name is Barry Mealive, ending years of speculation over his real name. Martin, who has sold more than 6 cds...
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Funny story:  Coronation Street actress charged with serious acting

Coronation Street actress charged with serious acting

Coronation Street extra actress Patty Clever has been charged with serious acting in Greater Manchester, police confirmed. The 96-year-old, who plays the Street's taxi passenger Ihave Nohope, was stopped near her home in Northsoutheast&west in...
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Funny story:  Chocolate can cut your leg off - Easter eggs may contain blades in future!

Chocolate can cut your leg off - Easter eggs may contain blades in future!

Easter eggs and other chocolate can now through a loop hole in an old law carry blades and other weapons, as long as they are not the locking type that have been banned since 1903 unless sold only in small amounts, latest research suggests. The st...
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Funny story:  Pirates capture lilo of the coast of Dover

Pirates capture lilo of the coast of Dover

A lilo has been spotted by the British Navy off the coast of Dover,UK in the search for a British couple thought to have been captured by pirates. A spokesman said their warships were in "close vicinity' and radar range but were keeping their dist...
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Funny story:  Miss Frank voted out of X Factor

Miss Frank voted out of X Factor

Girl group Miss Frank have become the latest act to be booted off ITV1 talentless show The X Factor. The London trio found themselves in the sing-off against hotly-tipped solo artist Danyl I love myself as well as men Johnson after receiving only...
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Funny story:  Commuter rant worker gets promoted

Commuter rant worker gets promoted

An underground railway worker who was seen yelling at an elderly passenger in a video has been promoted to head of customer service. A spokesman said Ian Outthecreases, a customer service assistant, was promoted for his skills on a small incident...
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Funny story:  Lloyd Webber treated for being ugly

Lloyd Webber treated for being ugly

Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber, 61, has been diagnosed with being ugly, it has been disclosed. His spokesman said in a statement that the condition was currently in its very ugly stages. "Andrew is now undergoing a facelift and expects a young g...
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Funny story:  People want the post strike to remain longer

People want the post strike to remain longer

Hopes post backlog will clear by the posties being on strike longer: Three hundred further days of strikes are planned this year Royal Mail hopes to be able to clear a backlog of billions of items before a second wave of strikes. The company puts...
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Funny story:  Ebay sells itself by mistake

Ebay sells itself by mistake

Profits at online auction giant eBay have fallen by 99% as it continued to struggle amid the weak economy. It made $1 (£0.43) in the third quarter from $2 in the same period a year earlier as customers showed reluctance to spend. But the firm'...
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Funny story:  UK economy is still in the cupboard

UK economy is still in the cupboard

The UK economy unexpectedly hid behind the Christmas decorations for another month, according to some guy at a government office meaning the country is still in the cupboard. It is the first time UK gross Christmas decorations (GCD) has contracted...
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Funny story:  BNTP attacks coffee on BBC show

BNTP attacks coffee on BBC show

British National Tea Party leader Rick Muffin has used his Question Time appearance to criticise Starbucks and defend a past head of afternoon tea campaign. He also told a large hostile audience that Granma Smith from Skegness would be a BNTP supp...
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