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Topics: X-Factor, talent

Monday, 26 October 2009

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No record deal this week

Girl group Miss Frank have become the latest act to be booted off ITV1 talentless show The X Factor.

The London trio found themselves in the sing-off against hotly-tipped solo artist Danyl I love myself as well as men Johnson after receiving only three votes from viewers.

But after the judges passed the book on which act to save, it was decided on the result of the original vote.

Mentor Louis Walsh said of his group: "The are not quite Westlife do you know I created Westlife oh and Westlife are ace who is Miss Frank they are awful but Westlife are great."

'A total joke'

In the sing-off, Miss Frank - student Graziella Affinita, 13, hairdresser Shaniece Davis, 71, and recruitment consultant Shar Alexandra, 15 - performed a number that was as flat as a fart Love Don't Live Here Any More while Johnson sang his original audition song, Every Little Helps, the theme from Tesco's.

After Johnson's rendition Simon Cowell said: "I've just banked another million whilst sat here.

"If this is your last performance, I say thank god as your getting on my nerves now and I want John & Edward to win. I think your a joke, a total joke."

On hearing their X Factor journey was over, Affinita said the group still planned to have a baby together.

Meanwhile, the X Factor finalists are set to release a cover of Michael Jackson's Just leave me alone to raise money for Simon's Ever growing bank balance.

They will perform the track for the first time during the results show next week.

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