Screen Name: Newston I am a problem
Newston I am a problem has published 14 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Friday 8th October 2010
Spoofing since: Friday 23rd October 2009
Location: East Yorkshire
Profile: Live is funny when you dont care about hurting everyone on purpose.
Give me a subject and I will do my best to write about it. I am a jobbing writer that to be honest is crap. If you like my stuff give me your vote if not do as I do in the elections..... do nothing :)
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