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"New Wars Demand New Ways" - Pentagon Whizzes Out New Water Based Armor

Funny story: "New Wars Demand New Ways" - Pentagon Whizzes Out New Water Based Armor

In super-secrete tests the Pentagon whizz kids have rolled out a new kind of battle armor for a new kind of war. On proving grounds in secret locations on the Isle of Wight, the army boys have unleashed their most potent defense against projecti...

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Nanotech breakthrough - Welsh economy on the brink, saved

Funny story: Nanotech breakthrough - Welsh economy on the brink, saved

In glorious flashbacks to street-parties of times past, the Deputy First Minister of Wales, acting as spokesperson for "Pick at Us", announced a breakthrough new pioneering highly marketable high profit low cost high job creation technology from the...

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"With Every Cloud Comes a Uranium Lining"

Funny story: "With Every Cloud Comes a Uranium Lining"

Nanotechnology Comes Up With New Levers to Control the British Economy. With the 'incredibly shrinking British economy' comes a life-line: nano-levers. Very small levers for controlling a very small economy. "We need levers that operate...

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When Times are Tough - 'win' the Texas Lottery

Funny story: When Times are Tough - 'win' the Texas Lottery

When times are hard don't go to the movies or eat-out. Instead, hang out near building exhaust vents, stay late at the library, frequent swimming baths, seek out rich girl-friends, live in a mild climate, rent a banger ... the list is endless.

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Gift to Mankind - Mobile Carbon Dioxide Scrubbers

Funny story: Gift to Mankind - Mobile Carbon Dioxide Scrubbers

Scientits have made a remarkable breakthrough in carbon dioxide clean-up technology: the carbon dioxide scrubber - converts CO2 to carbon-black particles that float freely in the air. Can be fitted to any car exhaust, cows asses, chimney pots, s...

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"You can U-Green If You Want To" (Margaret Thatcher)

Funny story: "You can U-Green If You Want To" (Margaret Thatcher)

In the Obama administration "ultra-green" is the new manna from heaven, the new mantra, the replacement of "ultra-violet". But there's no room for Fox (or friends), no first amendment, no second amendment and gosh darn it, no such thing as US ci...

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Retired Couple who Bought Old ICBM Missile Silo Stand to Make Millions; Discover booklets sold on EBay were full of ICBM launch codes!

Funny story: Retired Couple who Bought Old ICBM Missile Silo Stand to Make Millions; Discover booklets sold on EBay were full of ICBM launch codes!

When former Vicar and his wife moved to North Dakota they thought they found a bargain when they spotted a disused ICBM missile silo for sale for just $1; they thought wow, "I'll by that for a Dollar". Some 50,000 dollars or so later they got th...

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Conan O'Brien Moves into Offices Vacated By International Business Wales

Funny story: Conan O'Brien Moves into Offices Vacated By International Business Wales

Apoplectic scenes of joy at the NYC Chrysler Building as Conan O'Brien takes over offices vacated by IBW. "Apparently IBW, not paying their bills, skipped town yesterday just before bailiffs moved in", said a Conan O'Brien spokesperson. "It...

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It's Obama's Air Force Now

Funny story: It's Obama's Air Force Now

With long faces the Generals started to march out of President Ego's Office (ergo, President Obama's Office). The fix was in - for every 100 troops the President sends to meet General McChrystal's request for a 40,000 troop insertion into Afghan...

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"Beware of Prophets who Profit"

Funny story: "Beware of Prophets who Profit"

A documentary entitled "Where R They Now?" has followed the lives of 10 convicted con-artists released back into the community. Two went back to prison and eight joined the Global Warming campaign spurned on by their ex-colleagues who have made...

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International Business Wales Promote "Fast Delivery"

Funny story: International Business Wales Promote "Fast Delivery"

New Yorkers Agog at Scenes outside the Chrysler Building - passersby got the shock of their lives when it started to rain desks, chairs and PCs onto Lexington Avenue alongside the art-decor Chrysler Building in New York City. In scenes not seen s...

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US-Russia relations transformed

Funny story: US-Russia relations transformed

US-Russia relations transformed, says Clinton on Moscow visit. Secretary of State speaks of 'mutual respect' as reports say US will drop human rights criticism. "We need Russia on our side vis-à-vis Iran," said Clinton, "the best way to get Russ...

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Child Born with Hat Stand IQ Stuns Ivy League Profs

Funny story: Child Born with Hat Stand IQ Stuns Ivy League Profs

Child born with the IQ of a Hat Stand immediately works out the quickest route for navigating a bowl of spaghetti. This remarkable achievement took place on the child's first day of life. By the second day the child solved the "Salesmanship...

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Obama's Halo Can Power the World

Funny story: Obama's Halo Can Power the World

The 'Obama Way' think tank has conned up an idea for beating Al Gore over the head by coupling Obama's remarkable halo to the nation's electricity grid. "This way," commented Obama Way's spokesperson, "We can give the world something to talk abo...

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New Electric Cars Spearhead Alien Invasion

Funny story: New Electric Cars Spearhead Alien Invasion

As reported earlier, the new electric car manufacturer "Electric Cars" (trademark applied for) has developed an electric car that runs on nuclear batteries. Wall Street has discovered that the really amazing thing about this electric car is that...

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NASA fires first shot at lunar Taliban

Funny story: NASA fires first shot at lunar Taliban

NASA's cover story about searching for water on the dark side of the Moon is just that, a cover story. Biden ordered lunar strike based on specific independently collaborated intelligence (i.e., radio static) and a hunch that if Osama Bin Laden...

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Cardiff Child Solves Missing Link

Funny story: Cardiff Child Solves Missing Link

A peculiarly Welsh affair took place these past few months on a sleepy street on the outskirts of Cardiff at the bottom of a hill covered in course grass and brown bracken where only the odd sheep and hare compete with morning dew. In this Welsh...

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Donald Trump Patents Golf Club

Funny story: Donald Trump Patents Golf Club

Think Big and Kick Ass self-made multi-billionaire Donald Trump has successfully patented the golf club. On hearing the news Donald Trump immediately assigned the patent rights to DT Golfing Enterprises, located in South Ossetia, a region now us...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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