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Saturday, 17 October 2009

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IBW Envelopes Were Gold Plated

Apoplectic scenes of joy at the NYC Chrysler Building as Conan O'Brien takes over offices vacated by IBW.

"Apparently IBW, not paying their bills, skipped town yesterday just before bailiffs moved in", said a Conan O'Brien spokesperson.

"It's an incredible suite of offices - so swanky, they (IBW) must have spent a small fortune kitting them out," the spokesperson beamed, "We are so pleased to snap them up - it is the first time we have managed to rent space in the Chrysler Building - when I heard these offices were on the market, I had to move my show back to NYC."

"There's a mega-huge plasma screen covering the wall as you enter the spacious IBW lobby - it was tuned into something called "Daily Sport", adding, "IBW had 10 floors of the Chrysler Building - can you imagine that?"

"Opulence on a grand scale not seen since the heady days of the Ottoman Empire," added another.

"We had to wade through a hallway buried deep in used First Class air-tickets," quickly adding, "But it's worth it to get this space."

"I've seen luxury before, but this is crisp," added a removal man, as he pocketed various "personal items", left festooned over office floors.

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