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Topics: Terrorism, NASA, moon, Taliban

Monday, 12 October 2009

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President Did Not Order Lunar Strike

NASA's cover story about searching for water on the dark side of the Moon is just that, a cover story.

Biden ordered lunar strike based on specific independently collaborated intelligence (i.e., radio static) and a hunch that if Osama Bin Laden wasn't where we could find him then it stands to reason he must be on the Moon someplace.

After the lunar strike there was no immediate taped message released by Osama Bin Laden confirming that he was still alive.

CIA, FBI, NSA, Secret Service and MFI all believe VP Biden is nuts, but to humor him they are willing to launch a couple more strikes against the dark side of the Moon.

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