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Topics: Aliens, Cars, Electricity

Monday, 12 October 2009

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Electric Cars are Deadly Silent

As reported earlier, the new electric car manufacturer "Electric Cars" (trademark applied for) has developed an electric car that runs on nuclear batteries.

Wall Street has discovered that the really amazing thing about this electric car is that it prints money. The Feds can give up quantitative easing and thereby mollify the Chinese who are getting worried about their vast holdings of U.S. Treasury Bonds and notes.

Owners can just come home, park the cars on a set of rollers coupled to an alternator/generator set and put the accelerator peddle to the metal, and make loads of money pumping electricity into the grid and since this puppy is nuclear its carbon footprint is a big fat zero.

The deluxe model comes with a power take-off shaft to directly couple the car to the alternator set thus avoiding tire wear when making woopey (lovely electricity). It is anticipated that for every 1,000 cars sold, one coal-fired power station can be shut-down thus negating the global warming issue (made up by Al Gore to finance his retirement).

Each electric car will make its owner at least $200 dollars a night making woopey, each owner can forget about clocking on at the office or factory, just buy one, and plug it into the mains and make at least $2,800 a week and create a job opening for the growing unemployed.

Pretty soon everyone in America will have a job.

In fact, this invention can save President Obama's rear end come 2012.

All the President's men have to do to knock back the unemployment rate to 0%, which is 9.9% less than 9.9% (the current official national unemployment rate) - is get Congress to offer the nuke battery powered electric cars to the unemployed turning them into self-employed entrepreneurs overnight.

Unemployment figures will plummet faster than Jon's credibility in Jon & Kate Plus 8.

Once everyone is sitting at home turning their brains into soup watching reruns on Hulu, the Alien Invasion can start.

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