Goverments around the world are trying to bring in secret new laws to prevent anyone who writes for The Spoof from procreating. From politicians to celebrities from family members and friends even wives and girlfreinds think that the juvenile and...
A biscuit has been developed by government scientists that is entirely friction free. The implications of this new biscuit will reach far and wide in offices and work places the world over, wherever people enjoy a coffee/tea and biscuit break. Peo...
More and more people are joining the growing call for all British MP's to live in there own "special" community. A leading figure in the police who wished to remain anonymous said "Its obvious those clowns don't live in the real world so we should ge...
Your ace spoof reporter covered the Labour Party Conference in Brighton yesterday and along with everyone else there was surprised that Peter Mandelson speaks like a little girl sparking rumours he is having hormone therapy before a sex change operat...
Scientists today announced that Starburst and Snickers were worse than the original British names for these products. Both had different names on British shores and there was a massive out cry when they were changed. Now it seems we should change bac...
While the rest of America thinks Prime Minister Gordon Brown has done a despicable thing by freeing convicted Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Al Megrahi, supposedly in return for securing cheaper oil prices and vast oil reserves from Libya and Col Gadaff...
Its official Britain is the tramp of the western world! We have dived in to recession so badly we are now just like the tramps you see in the street picking up used cigarette ends! Leading European political economist Dr Ivan Aufulfeelin explained...
Sir Bob Geldof has sensationally announced he is sick of poor nations scrounging from him or asking him to organise charity events for them. Sir Bob explained "Why d'you think I (beeping) dress like this? Why do you think my (beeping) hairs like...
In response to Gordon Brown's new money saving idea's involving John Prescott, David Cameron felt he had no alternative but to respond with like for like big ideas. With this in mind DC (as he asked us to call him) met yesterday with Brains (the T...
Gordon Brown today defied other parties by announcing Labour had found a way to save money without reducing any public spending. The jeering of the other parties almost drowned him out until they actually heard what he was saying and deep hush we...
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