Gordon Brown today defied other parties by announcing Labour had found a way to save money without reducing any public spending.
The jeering of the other parties almost drowned him out until they actually heard what he was saying and deep hush went around the commons.
John Prescott will be banned from eating any solid food for the rest of the year and there for claiming Trillions on his food allowance expenses and will be placed on the cabbage soup diet. He will have to wear a similar suit to that modelled by Hanibal Lecter in 'The silence of the Lamb's' to prevent him from obtaining food or injuring people in his attempts to get food. Economic experts predict this will easily recover the 175 trillion hole in the British economy.
Almost all the parties whole heartedly agreed upon this with only one exception: The Green Party. Whilst they agree that it would save the money and the need for public spending cuts, they may take it to the European Courts to veto the idea as they say that the enviromental dangers to the planet caused by John Prescott's intended cabbage soup diet would cause almost irrepairable damage, and the cost of repairing that damage may be more than the savings of John Prescott dieting.