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Topics: Parliament, MPs

Wednesday, 30 September 2009

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Sock Puppets - More use than Politicians

More and more people are joining the growing call for all British MP's to live in there own "special" community. A leading figure in the police who wished to remain anonymous said "Its obvious those clowns don't live in the real world so we should get them all and there families and lock them away where they can argue and create whatever wierd and wonderful policies they want and the country can just get on with running its self!"

The outline of the community is this: All politicians will be gathered up by the military and police under the pretense that the MP and there families are going on a junkett at the tax payers expense to the Maldives, this will ensure they will all get on the bus. They will then be dropped off in there new community somewhere out of the way in Wales a fenced off (electrified of course) area of a few square miles, with all the facilities they are used to , duck ponds with houses for the ducks, small houses with moats round and a replica house of commons, a Gordon Ramsey and Jamie Oliver restaurant, a mini Harrods and some other designer clothes boutiques. They will continue to make policies which we will no longer accept but they won't know and can carry on as they do now but out of harms way. Occasionally lookalikes and actors will be used for meetings and telecons so they feel its real, but no longer can they harm the people of this country.

The idea was first suggested by a junior MP who realised that 99% of MPs didnt even know what facebook was and had no real ties with actual day to day living which was blatantly obvious by the policies they created. He realised thet the country would go on running itself for a few hundred years before anyone noticed there was no politicians doing anything as they do sod all now and no-one notices anyway, I mean they're on holiday half the year any way.

A similar plan is being concoted for the judges of this country who are also out of touch with reality judging by the sentences they hand out nowadays, and leave the magistrates under 40 in charge of the justice system.

An MI6 source said of the plans codenamed 'Cillit Bang and the dirt is gone' said "we will get round to it but the welsh people dont really want them living there which any normal person could understand and have launched an appeal, maybe we could get them into France most immigrants from all countries seem to be able to get in there before they finally get to Britain anyways"

And so we all wait for a plan with few drawbacks to be implemented

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