Goverments around the world are trying to bring in secret new laws to prevent anyone who writes for The Spoof from procreating.
From politicians to celebrities from family members and friends even wives and girlfreinds think that the juvenile and purile humour must stop now!
A source close to FBI AL stated "can you imagine a generation of children who have had there humour molded and warped by these Spoof writers?! Its almost to horrible to contemplate"
A top goverment aide said "we need to nip this in the bud now and procreation licenses for Spoof writers is a way of ensuring this. We need to stop all this endless sniggering at computer work stations around the world at our poor rich politicians and rich celebrity know nothings."
When questioned about this news FBI AL told a couple of fart jokes and then said "pull my finger" before farting noisily himself then legging it to the toilet on the follow through.