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Monday, 28 September 2009

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Bush Bonds with Brown: The lights are on but no-ones home

While the rest of America thinks Prime Minister Gordon Brown has done a despicable thing by freeing convicted Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Al Megrahi, supposedly in return for securing cheaper oil prices and vast oil reserves from Libya and Col Gadaffi, at least 1 ex-President thinks Brown made the right decision.

Former President G W Bush (Jr) was heard commending Mr Brown for his wheeler dealing and ducking and diving. Bush said to a close friend of Mr Brown's "well who'd a thunk that dumpy one eyed pansy had some brass balls, thems the kinda deals I like! All that oil for just 1 little A-rab terrorist. I had to start a goddamned war to git me some."

When asked what President Barrack Obama would think of his statement former President Bush replied "President Borat who? I thought that was just a movie not a documentary."

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