The royal family was thrown into turmoil last night when it was revealed that Prince Edward, Earl of Essex had admitted to have 'used Oxo' during his teenage years.
In a press conference yesterday, the Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Beardboy claimed that 'Jesus is now bigger than the Beatles'.
Queen Elizabeth the Second has announced her intentions to go on strike. It is claimed that this is the first time a reigning monarch has withdrawn their 'Labour' since King Englebert of Humperdinck in the late 4th Century.
Richard Hammond of Top Gear has announced his intention to crash at high speed again. The diminutive presenter was involved in a near fatal collision after an encounter with a jet powered contraption.
Buckingham Palace have announced that the Queen intends to have sex with her husband Prince Phillip on a date yet to be confirmed.
The Osmonds are to become the next pope according to Vatican sources. When the present incumbent Pope Benedict the Sixteenth finally hangs up his mitre, it is understood that a radical development in introducing mass popery will be introduced.
In a surprising report yesterday, scientists at Liverpool University concluded that cigarettes are good for you. 'We were shocked initially at our findings' said a spokesman,' but it would appear that all the fuss about heart disease and...
The National Trust have announced they have almost purchased much loved and popular funster Bruce Forsyth adding him to the Trust' growing numbers of historical attractions.
'England will be certainly knocked out of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa' that's according to FIFA president Septic Bladder.
In a shock statement almost akin to Holocaust denials, Dr Duncan Biscuits of the Media Institute Cleckheaton stated yesterday that popular TV 1970s farce 'On the Buses' never existed.
She has been quiet since her divorce settlement with Macca but Heather Mills Macca is back in the headlines.
The recent meeting of the world's governing cricket body the ICB has proposed that Sharia law be used in borderline leg before wicket decisions.
Prince Edward, Baroness of Wessex has added to the growing groundswell of opinion demanding the reforming of 70s family pop group the Dooleys.
The popularity of self serve checkouts has been confirmed in a survey conducted by Tesco's this week. Shoppers welcomed the chance to further avoid interacting with real people yet feel more improvements could be made.
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