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Monday, 14 July 2008

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Pope Benedict The Sixteenth At A Recent Audience

The Osmonds are to become the next pope according to Vatican sources. When the present incumbent Pope Benedict the Sixteenth finally hangs up his mitre, it is understood that a radical development in introducing mass popery will be introduced.

The Vatican continued 'Even though we have not formally approached them, we have no doubt that the Crazy Horses of pop will jump at the chance of becoming the first multiple pontiff'

It is claimed that top catholic sources has looked into the possibility of having celebrities as the pope for some time following the success of many of the John Paul The Second gigs.

Other possible candidates had included the Krankies, Little and Large and the Nolan Sisters.

In the end the charismatic all American, clean living boys won the popular vote. The next hurdle for the Vatican is to convert them from Mormonism.

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