Buckingham Palace have announced that the Queen intends to have sex with her husband Prince Phillip on a date yet to be confirmed.
It is understood that there has been little regal hanky panky in the boudoirs of Buck House for some time and this could be the first time the Royal couple have had conjugal relations since 1992.
It is rumoured that the Prince will adopt the 'Boleyn' position during the royal shenanigans; a sexual technique invented by Henry The Eighth and privy only to royalty.
It is believed that any commoners who use this position during their own breeding sessions can still be executed under the 1587 Boleyn Act which is still on the statute books.
A spokesman yesterday confirmed that the royal couple will be keen to take precautions so that a repeat of the Prince Edward conception is avoided at all costs.