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The Work and Pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith today announced that the unemployed will from now on be forced to wear a badge identifying them as 'Work Shy' so that members of the public can easily identify them. "For too long the Work Shy have...
London Mayor Boris Johnson today released plans to completely close the tube network. It will be replaced by an exclusive underground cycle path. "Look I hate the Tube it's no secret." Johnson told the press "I really want to have it so that there...
Following the acquittal of George Zimmerman for the shooting of Trayvon Martin there has been a call from Zimmerman supporters for the M&M world stores in Las Vegas, New York and Orlando to be shut down. The move comes as stores around the countr...
The Daily Mail has come under fire after it was revealed that the paper was preparing Mandela Death Party kits for readers wishing to celebrate the death of the former South African leader. After the death of Margaret Thatcher the Mail was incande...
Prime Minister David Cameron is desperate to find more big news stories to hide scandals from the public. The latest round of scandals including Lords taking payments from lobbying firms and the collapse of A&E services due directly to his fla...
Back in 1983 the Professional Football Association fought a court case on behalf of the player Luther Blissett against 'The Current Bun'. The news paper had alleged that AC Milan had secured a deal with Blissett when in fact they wanted his fellow Wa...
A group of people from West London have petitioned government about the possibility of culling Liverpool Striker Luis Suarez. The move comes after the Uruguayan bit the Chelsea player Branislav Ivanovic during Sunday's Premier League match. Madge...
The German Comedians Union are to bring a case before the European Union claiming defamation by generations of British comedians. In the case they state that for years the British said that their comedy was far superior to German comedy and that Germ...
A man convicted for his part in an attempted coup in Equatorial Guinea has managed to get a lavish funeral for his mother on the Tax Payer. Mark Thatcher who backed the 2004 coup led by close friend Simon Mann has managed to get a £15m ceremonial...
The 2013 Virgin London Marathon due to be run this Sunday has been cancelled at short notice. The event which raises millions of pounds for charity as well as being a showcase for top international athletes has fallen victim to a lack of available po...
"Are there still Lib Dems in London?" ''Are the Lib Dems a protest party?" Nearly 4 years after the Coalition formed, there is no more sensitive an issue in British life as the role of Lib Dems. With fewer than 10,000 Lib Dem members among the UK...
Shortly after announcing that he will retire in 2014 Jay Leno announced that in January 2015 he will come back and whine to the press so much that NBC will sack his replacement Jimmy Fallon and give him back the 'Tonight' show for a third stint.
A woman at the centre of the inappropriate conduct case has said that she believes that there are nine other women involved in the case. It also emerged today that both Nick Clegg and David Cameron knew of the accusations. In a statement released...
Days before an important by election cased by the humiliating resignations of the Lib Dem mainstay Chris Huhne the Prime Minister is to force Nick Clegg to explain why the UK joined Greece this week in becoming one of two first world countries where...
Work and Pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith has said that people should not think that they are too good to work for free in supermarkets on the governments back to work scheme. He told the Andrew Marr program this morning that the government would...
New York Jets flop quarterback Tim Tebow is to switch sports and try his hand at Pitching for the Boston Red Sox. The Red Sox have faced years of mediocre pitching from disasters like Daisuke Matsuzaka to a bullpen that last season gave up more r...
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