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Topics: Protest, Poverty

Tuesday, 1 October 2013

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The great successor.

Please be advised that this story has been withdrawn due it not toeing the line with the fantasy that everything in the Britain is all lovely and rosy.

Please be advised that any story about the Conservative Party Conference must first be checked by Central Office to make sure that it is 'on message'. We have taken the trouble of erecting 20 foot concrete barriers around the conference center in Manchester so that we can shield our members from people like the 70 000 who oppose the for profit privatization of the NHS as well as controlling what goes out so that people will think we are in control.

All praise to Cameron the great successor to the glorious leader Margaret.

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