New York, New York - CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer is saying "It's my turn!" after fielding a blitz of media and internet mockery following his humiliating last-place finish on Thursday's edition of Celebrity Jeopardy. Blitzer lost Double Jeopardy with...
In a surprising move, actor Jeremy Piven has announced that he will star in the play "The Piven Monologues" at New York's Public Theater. Less than 72 hours before the announcement, Piven's lawyer served the Public Theater with a "cease and desist" l...
Television ratings system experts frenetically scrambled last night to determine if their measurement technologies had failed after reports that the premiere of Survivor Samoa managed to win its time period. The reality competition, now in its 19...
PETA organizations worldwide are celebrating the victory of Kevin Skinner, a chicken catcher from Mayfield, Kentucky, who won America's Got Talent, the popular reality television entertainment contest. PETA, an acronym for People for the Ethical...
In a major preemptive move, producers of America's Got Talent have beefed up security for their highly anticipated results show in order to prevent rapper Kanye West from storming the stage as he did at the VMA Awards. Dubbed "Operation Swifter", a r...
Rapper Kanye West has revealed that his rude interruption of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at Sunday's MTV Video Music Awards was a publicity stunt, strategically planned to increase ratings for Mr. Leno's new weeknight talk show, which debuted at...
The National Worm Society has announced the discovery of a new species of worm, a member of phylum Priapulida, a phallus worm. The news was met with great joy among the biological community, and the National Worm Society was asked to give the species...
Kanye West's antics at the Sept. 13 telecast of MTV's Video Music Awards prompted a new addition to the vernacular: to "swift" someone. Inspired by the rapper's rude interruption of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the live telecast, the verb mean...
Less than 24 hours before the highly anticipated "Lost Symbol" hit book shelves, a former employee of author Dan Brown debunked rumors that it will reveal how the Freemasons controlled early American government. Speculation about the number 33 an...
LOS ANGELES, CA, SEPTEMBER 11, 2009 …… Grandma Lee's remarks to Barbara Padilla backstage at the America's Got Talent Semi-Finals clearly hit a nerve for the always composed lyric soprano, widely considered the contest frontrunner. "Grandma Lee w...
Washington, DC - Investigators led by Rahm Emanuel, White House chief of staff, have uncovered evidence of a lifetime of pathological lying by Republican Representative Joe Wilson of South Carolina. Mr. Wilson made headlines for his outburst during t...
New York, NY - Plans are underway to provide sustenance for models to combat the hectic demands of Fashion Week, slated for September 10 - 17. Designers will place inverted-style hummingbird feeders backstage of the runway shows, where models can gat...
Propped up on pillows in a sea of white linens on a California King in the Mud Flat Suite of the a Wasilla hotel, Todd and Sarah Palin spoke to reporters in a press conference this morning. "We're holding a 'bed-in'", Mrs. Palin said, elbowing T...
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