Gordon Brown has spoken publicly for the first time about his worst ever year - 2010 to 2011 - and the triple whammy of disasters he suffered. First of all, on May 6th, 2010 the Labour party under his leadership were bounced out of government by t...
Victorious SNP leader Alex Salmond has dedicated his party's stunning victory in last week's Holyrood elections to the Liberal Democrats' current boss Nick Clegg and Labour's former leader Gordon Brown. A delighted Salmond was quick to attribute p...
Startling news from Buckingham Palace tonight confirms that neither Tony Blair or Gordon Brown will be page boys at the big do in Westminster Abbey next Friday. Mr Blair has been practising by holding up a table cloth for hours, while Mr Brown is...
Sir. Hamilton Krupt leader of the new Keep Britain Clean party has called for a major crackdown on pedophilia as part of his party's mandate to the people. The party came into existence on the back of the poor performances by The National Front in...
An educated Scotsman has taken to burrowing himself away in his quiet office on the shores of the River Forth in Scotland. He reads and rereads every Tory speech of the past year and delights in hearing his young children reciting the Tory fairyta...
London, England: During the run up to the 1997 elections and after the few tedious years of Grey man John Major, many citizens of the United Kingdom were in a vulnerable enough state to want change in their Country. bLIAR looked fresh and somewha...
Former Prime Minister Gordon Brown had a neat and tidy way of dealing with difficult people - his missus would "take care of it." The Sunday papers are full of revelations from Sarah Brown's diaries of her days at 10 Downing Street, to be serialised in the Daily Mail this week. The Sunday Times, for example, trumpets: "Stiletto Sarah Takes Revenge For Gordon." But, as usual, the report doesn...
'Lord' Mandleson's office has announced that its old client Gordon Brown is to make a speech in the House of Commons admitting that most of his policies as Chancellor and Prime Minister were wrong. Westminster gossip has it that he is looking for...
We have been told, time and time again, that the Libyan bomber was released on humanitarian grounds by the Scottish Government. Today, this turns up: blair salmond al megraghi It is difficult to imagine how the relatives of those lost feel. If true, it is, the Labour Government and the Scottish Government, saying to the bereaved that the death of their family and friends is an acceptable...
Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne was defiant yesterday in the teeth of Opposition calls for an economic policy U-Turn. Britain's output fell by 0.5% in the last quarter of 2010. Expectant experts had expected a small amount of growth.
TV pictures from the Ivory Coat recently caught a glimpse of a dirty sheet hanging from one of the windows of Abidjan's Golf Hotel. The words Help. Get me out of here. Gordon Brown, were scrawled on it in thick back felt tip pen. Nobody took any...
Gordon Brown, Britain's last failed Prime minister and Chancellor, has been retained by Laurent Gbagbo as a post-election consultant. Gbagbo, Ivory Coast's presidential incumbent, was last night locked in discussions with Brown, considering the be...
At Heathrow last night, a lone figure was seen waving his arms as the occasional plane taxied past. Gordon Brown, with ear muffs and a day-glow yellow vest over his white mac had used his House of Commons pass to get onto the tarmac. One of his m...
London, England. The touring English cricket team, currently contesting a five test series against Australia, have sent an SOS to Gordon Brown, former PM of United Kingdom, to join the team as a replacement wicket keeper in case existing 'keeper Mat...
LONDON - At a press conference in London, Cameron admitted to orchestrating the global financial meltdown along with his chums, former PM Gordon Brown and former president George W. Bush. "We got together on my farm in Texas," recalled Bush. "We w...
Gordon Brown, the lumbering battle scared heavy weight, with a snarling temper and vicious left hook was matched aganst the younger, quick footed, Tony Blair in their third re-match. Rumours of several unofficial fights without gloves persist, howeve...
Glasgow, Scotland Former British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, on a private holiday to the Glaswegian environs, has admitted in a interview that he lived in a parallel universe while he was the UK's leader. He explained that the society he existed...
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