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Tuesday, 8 March 2011

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In the Avenues and Alleyways, where the strong and quick alone can survive, look around the jungle, see the rough and tumble!

London, England: During the run up to the 1997 elections and after the few tedious years of Grey man John Major, many citizens of the United Kingdom were in a vulnerable enough state to want change in their Country.

bLIAR looked fresh and somewhat exciting he promised the earth to some people and people know admit to have even voted for him once, as some his policies had the essence of some common sense and a degree of fairness to most people in the UK, at long last.

Now, though looking back, Tony bLIAR left almost every honest hard working person in this nation up to their proverbial necks in a stack of noolabour SHoneT and most sensible people have reason to believe this to be true.

Sadly, bLIAR was simply a fraud. Brown was even worse. Millipede is less than useless and egged on by the Trade Union dinosaurs, Noolabour chose the wrong person to 'lead' the party. So much so they are now a complete irrelevance in the current political scene.

Noolabour, there is no other way to describe it, F****d everything they touch. Noolabour collectively set this country back socially and culturally 60 years.

As it is now, it seems far too late for many older people, the country that they loved is sinking under the stinking mire, the normal scenario after all Noolabour attempts to run anything other than a kids train set. Noolabour would probably have a crash with that!

Things could have got better, but in sad hindsight, Noolabour became absolutely dire!

The vast majority of the public are the people who have been given a life sentence, by default. For some older less well off members of 'Noolabour Society' would be better off in prison, than they are now, left to struggle in what is Noolabour's terrible legacy.

Surely someone can find a space for at least two of these afore mentioned, bLIAR and Brown in HMG Custody, if not safer, many would feel at the very least some justice had been done.

The legacy of the 'Noolabour Society', Police Officers are often ridiculed and crime is often committed in front of their faces. Youths running rampant round Police Officers whilst laughing on bikes. These youths, the hoodies carry surgical gloves, balaclavas (or the like) and all other crime regalia.

The legacy of the 'Noolabour Society', red faced Police Officers, impotent to actually do anything about it. They take the stick, they dare not touch the youths, for fear of both backlash and human rights abuses.

The legacy of the 'Noolabour Society', the Streets are often run by youths and the prospect of going to the local shops under cover of dark is deeply worrying for many people.

The legacy of the 'Noolabour Society', "Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime!" Millipede is now going to repeal the 'Noolabour Society' message of "Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime!", to something like;

"Soft on crime, soft on the causes of crime!"

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