Enraged at the allegations made by historian, Dr Alan Cumming, a few of 'The Few' have decided to reform, some 67 years after the actual battle to prove his theories wrong.
Home secretary Jacqui Smith faced embarrassing questions in the House yesterday after her claim that the majority of jobs created since Labour came to power in 1997 had been filled by home grown British Workers was disproved by figures released by th...
Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz, the King Of Saudi Arabia, yesterday impressed British ministers, both with his politics and his inimitable humour. In conversation with MP's before the royal dinner Mr Aziz was questioned about the Saudi Arabian policies...
Britney Spears barely talks to or plays with her two little kids - and treats them like fashion accessories, a child care 'expert' has found. Elaine Whey, 42 and fat, had this to say in her sworn court testi...
Smug b*stard Pierce Brosnan is being investigated for alegedly assaulting a photographer. LA County Sheriff Randy Allnite had this to say: "We are investigating a complaint made against smug b*stard Pierce B...
London - (Orinthological Mess): Prince Harry is a right royal tosser and a threat to endangered species, Norfolk police said today.
Philadelphia - (Excoriating Mess): The 2000 backing of George W Bush as the GOP's official Big Oil gunslinger has been likened by perennial Democatic presidential wannabe Dennis Kucinich to Exxon Mobil's hiring of Captain Joseph Hazlewood, th...
Seattle, Washington - Always wanting to be both on the sideline and on the field, Cali Kaltschmidt, a cheerleader at Washington State's Aubum High, was torn between just being a cheerleader boasting the team's spirits and wanting to actually...
Radio 2 early morning DJ is to have both feet amputated following serious gunshot wounds that the Director of the British Orthopaedic Foot & Ankle Society described as the "worst injury" he had ever seen.
Mr Leonard Wrong, from Aberdeen in Scotlandshire told his wife of 39 years, 'I told you I was right' on his death bed.
London - (Depraved Mess): It's looking more like a farcical episode of Royal Trash in the Attic at London auctioneers Christies UK today as their chairman of less than one year, Lord Linley, emerges as the seedy 'minor royal' in...
Hollywood (Selluloid Empire) - In what has come to be know as the greatest scam in the history of mankind, disgruntled anonymous film editors blew the whistle on local, state and federal officials and Tinseltown spintrepreneurs, expo...
New Scotland Yard, London - (Assinine Mess): The head of the UK Serious & Disorganised Fraud Squad says the visiting King of Sordid Arabia is a Mossad plant whose DNA is closer to the notorious Romanov family hypnotist Rasputin than to the Bedu roots...
(Hollywood) - Peeple Magazine today announced it has filed a missing persons report with the Los Angeles Police Dept regarding the whereabouts of Paris Hilton. Ms. Hilton has mysteriously disappeared from the Hollywood scene and has not been seen by...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Roomba executives are devastated to reveal that a squad of their new Warrior killer robots accidentally massacred 538 American soldiers just after the robots were deployed in Iraq.
In a manner reminiscent of Dickens "A Christmas Carol" Alan Greenspan after a visit last night by the ghost of Ayn Rand, has recanted all his pomp's and works as former Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board. In tears during the intervie...
The Cincinnati customer service firm of House and Harris has been learning a lot about Canada recently through the efforts of IT specialist Ian McDougalman, who has come there for 3 weeks from their Kitchener, Ontario location.
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