London - (Associated Mess): Officers investigating the bribes-for-honours mess that saw the Prime Monster's racket partner Lord Levy arrested last month are reported to be standing by with armed troops in a bid to storm No 10 Downing Street.
CERN, SWITZERLAND -- An uproar took place in the digital world when the Internet Engineering Task Force demoted .ORG sites to the status of "dwarf domain" at its sixty-sixth official meeting in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. IETF chairman Brian...
Sam Shorty, a 5-foot-4 reporter (pictured here), is disgusted with his latest assignment, reporting on new research results indicating that taller people are smarter than shorter people. "That's what two Princeton researchers have found in...
Wacko, Texas - (AssoCIAted Mess): Warren Jeffs, the spiritual leader and founding prophet of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints, was behind bars last night after Nevada highway patrol cops busted him for possession of three wigs, fifteen...
NEW ORLEANS (AP) -- President Bush visited New Orleans on Tuesday, the anniversary of the city's destruction by Hurricane Katrina, and announced a full week of national prayer for the victims of the greatest natural disaster in American history, and...
Toronto, Ontario - (Associated Mess): A northern Ontario university's guerilla marketing campaign of vilifying George Bush's alleged alma mater Yale University has provoked unprecedented global approval after it's slogan "GRADUATIN...
Cape Canaveral, FL - NASA has encountered yet a third obstacle to its upcoming launch. First a lightning strike, next a threatening storm. But the latest problem may prove to be the most intractable.
Gather round children, it's storytime. Once upon a time a Scotsman, an American and an Australian went in search of the greatest Name of all time. Their names were Craig Meighan, Joe Pesci and Paul Hogan.
New Orleans, LA - The first anniversary of one of the worst disasters (natural) to hit the US has caused many to peer into their retrospectroscopes in the hopes either of finding ways to improve crisis response (numerous Katrina authors), or ass cov...
Elderly gentleman and star of Stenna Stairlift commercials, Keith Richards (96), is in hot water having flouted the laws of the land while performing in the Northern Englandshire village of Glasgow.
Tony Blair revealed in a press conference today the surprising reasons why he kept David Blunkett in government after his recent scandals.
DUBLIN (Reuters) - Spectators at next month's Ryder Cup will be banned from carrying mobile rocket launchers, organisers have confirmed.
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Tragedy has struck once again in the hapless Von Bismarck family, whose eponymous luxury ocean-going yacht, leased to the Third Reich on cruise duties, met with disaster in the Mediterranean in 1941.
'Tigers In A Walmart', insiders say, takes a whimsical look at what COULD happen, theoretically if thirteen 650 pound starving Siberian tigers suddenly got loose in a Walmart .. store packed .. exits jammed, Christmas Eve and the starving ti...
A Reuters report that "President Bush is seeking to draw a line in the sand in an attempt to reignite his crusade for world peace" is gaining pace.
In a radical new departure Irish Minister For Transport & Announcements, Martin Cullen T.D, has unveiled a five hundred year plan to bring steam back to Ireland.
Bridgetown, Barbados - (AssoCIAted Mess): The Prime Monster's son Euan Blair was under lock and key last night in the psychiatric ward of the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Bridgetown, Barbados after a public falling out with his parents about the...
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