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Friday, 25 August 2006

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Euan Blair, in smug-looking pre-holiday mood

Bridgetown, Barbados - (AssoCIAted Mess): The Prime Monster's son Euan Blair was under lock and key last night in the psychiatric ward of the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Bridgetown, Barbados after a public falling out with his parents about the use of some locally-grown organic combustible substances which his father's Administration very thoughtfully re-classified to Class B in the United Kingdom under David Blunkett's tenure of the Home Office.

The No 10 Downing Street spin machine immediately went into hyperdrive, claiming that young Blair had merely been admitted with 'a stomach complaint' after sampling some local moonshine with his girlfriend.

But sources close to Cherry Bush's holistic psychotherapy practitioner holidaying in nearby St Kitts said last night that this was double-speak for young Euan telling his parents that he was 'sick to the stomach' of their attitude to his occasional use of spliffs as after-dinner entertainment or as post-coital relaxation after a hard day's night.

Medical sources at the Bridgetown hospital have claimed that Blair Junior may have overdone his enjoyment of this summer's latest crop of locally-grown Grade A Super ganja weed, which is normally reserved for technical usage by the Pentagon's Special Operations Division responsible for debriefing rabid Talebal Warlords who are going cold-turkey from their opium addicitons.

Press reports in Barbados had indicated earlier this month that a number of security passes to the Pentagon-run hydroponic facility had mysteriously gone missing a few weeks ago, around the time of the Blair family's arrival on the island for their traditional holiday break.

But Barbados police have refused to confirm or deny these reports and are remaining tight-lipped about locals' stories that young Blair had managed to gain access to the horticultural facility and liberate several dozen growing samples of the lethal herb before throwing a moonlight beach party for his chums where a number of these plants were then smoked by the holidaying revellers.

Blair is expected to remain under observation at the psychiatric facility at Queen Elizabeth Hospital for some time.

This may affect the resumption of his academic studies which begin in a week's time when he enrols at Yale Univeristy in the United States as a Gary Rhodes scholar studying for a Masters in Bush Administartion Humbug, Sycophancy and Arselicking - a postgraduate course arranged for him by the Riggs Bank after mother Cherie interceded with Skull 'N' Bones bursary admin people to secure a two year scholarship.

A series of psychiatric tests will determine whether young Blair if physically and mentally fit to leave hospital and resume academic life.

Local TV sources are believed to have secured the global transmission rights to an interesting interview that the young man gave in the middle of his moonlit beach party while under the influence of the local herb product.

His views on life in No 10 Downing Street, the Special Relationship with George Bush, the Iraq War, Al Qaeda and Vladimir Sputum's manhood are said to be of enormous worldwide interest to television companies who have sent bidders to Barbados in order to secure immediate broadcasting rights.

Cherry Bush is said to be apoplectic with horror.

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