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Monday, 15 April 2013

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A hank of Coulter's hair that Whoopi managed to pull out of her head backstage after the show.

LOS ANGELES - Republican mouthpiece Ann Coulter made a rare appearance on The View daytime talk show.

The 41-year-old political maven was asked by Whoopi Goldberg if she has ever in her life said anything nice about anyone.

Coulter reflected for a few moments and then replied, "Nope."

Goldberg remarked that somehow she knew that would be her answer.

The skinny dishwater blonde was asked how she felt knowing that she is one of the most hated females in America.

Trigger Face, as Blue Staters call her said that she was wrong and that there are at least three other women in the U.S. who are more hated than her.

"Do tell us who?" Goldberg asked.

Coulter flung her hair back ala Paris Hilton and replied "Omarosa, Governor Jan Brewer, and Laura Ingraham."

Whoopi shook her dreadlocks and responded by saying that in her mind it would have to be a friggin four-way tie.

"Your mama!" Coulter commented.

Goldberg got up from her chair and started walking towards Coulter. Luckily for "Horsey" Coulter, Joy Behar stepped in and grabbed Whoopi by her dreadlocks before she could hit Ann with a two by four she had hidden underneath the interview table.

Barbara Walters hollered out for Whoopi to put the damn two by four down and sit her butt back down.

Walter's then got in Coulter's face and told her that she was a guest and she would conduct herself with dignity no matter how effen hard she found it to do.

The audience erupted in a thunderous applause. Behar gave Barbara a high five. Sherri Shepherd hollered out "You go girl!"

And Elisabeth Hasselbeck remarked that everyone was ganging up on poor Ann because she's a Republican, a blonde, and a very intelligent female.

Whoopi shot back saying, "No Lizzy, sweety we ganged up on her because she is a bitter, mean-spirited, hate-filled, venom-spewing beatch!"

To View photographs of Ann Coulter in a skimpy red bikini swimsuit go to www.whattheeff.old.

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