VENICE BEACH - One of the luckiest females in the entire nation, if not the luckiest, has just issued a statement that even made Barbara Walters utter the phrase WTH (what the hell?).
Lindsay Lohan, Hollywood's number one spoiled brat, told Left Coast Mirror Magazine that she cannot believe all of the trouble that Justin Bieber has been getting into lately.
Lohan remarked that Justin needs to slow down and smell the cannabis.
She giggled as she said that she is thrilled that Bieber has knocked her exploits off the front page with his auto speeding, reporter cussing, tardy concerts, and most recently his argumentative nature with one of his neighbors who claimed that Justin has the ugliest looking hedges in all of LaLaLand.
The 26-year-old freckled faced starlet told LCMMs Bijou Silhouette that she is afraid that the Biebs is heading down the expressway to self-destruction.
When Justin was told about Lindsay's Lohan's remark he lost his temper and began uttering just about every four letter word in the book.
He screamed out that who the hell does Lindsay "The Electronic Ankle Bracelet" Lohan think she is. He then went on to tell Miss Silhouette that Lohan making those silly ass remarks is a perfect example of the kettle calling the pot black.
"You mean the pot calling the kettle black." Silhouette remarked.
Bieber popped a Tic Tac in his mouth and replied, "Yeah...I was using the Canadian version of the cliché."
A Friendly Reminder. April 2, is National Peanut Butter & Jelly Day except in Wisconsin where it was outlawed six years ago due to the Peanut Butter Scandal of 2007.