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Tuesday, 19 March 2013

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Omarosa was recently given a pet cat by Ann Coulter which she named Piers after Piers Morgan.

NEW YORK CITY - Piers Morgan told Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors that he has never hated a person more than he hates Omarosa, whom he says is one bitter-as-hell Villain or Villainess.

He grinned as he said that he used the male and female gender term because he has never seen her DNA reports which all participants on Trump's Celebrity Apprentice are required to provide.

Morgan said that the only thing that La Oh has going for her is that Donald Trump has taken a liking to her and he will no doubt keep her around All-Star Celebrity Apprentice in order to help boost its sagging ratings.

Piers who several seasons ago won Celebrity Apprentice has said that Trump is the P.T. Barnum of reality television and he knows that the evil Omarosa translates into advertising dollars.

Ricky Gervais recently stated on The View that if you really think about it Omarosa is about as talented as a friggin mosquito.

Morgan pointed out that a damn speed bump has more charm than Omarosa. He has gone on record as saying that the woman with one name has all the sex appeal of an oceanic oil spill.

He also said that he would much rather kiss dried mulch than to kiss her venom-spewing lips of evilistic evil.

When Miss Rangoon made Omarosa aware of Morgan's and Gervais' comments she became quite angry. She said that Ricky needs to visit the dentist and see about getting his effen shark teeth removed or at least filed down.

She then turned her wrath towards Morgan whom she called a cheap British imitation of Geraldo Rivera. She further noted that Piers is two beers short of a six-pack.

In Political News. The state of California has just named Sarah "The Tundra Troll" Palin as The Most Boring Female In America.

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