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Monday, 1 April 2013

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Fellow Celebrity Apprentice member Dennis Rodman has nicknamed Omarosa "The Snake."

NEW YORK CITY - Well it took a bit of good old-fashioned ear bending from Piers Morgan but Donald Trump finally grew a pair and fired the evil, back-stabbing Omarosa.

Many All Star Celebrity Apprentice viewers were beginning to wonder how long the mutual attraction between Mr. Hairdo From Hell and the Wicked Witch of The East was going to last.

According to iRumors, Trump had been severely criticized by members of the entertainment news media for backing Omarosa even though she is probably one of the most hated women in the history of reality shows.

Comedian Zydeco Dupree recently stated on The View, that Omarosa is the type of person who would steal the horseshoes from a Shetland pony in order to get her minimum daily requirement of iron.

Dupree noted that Big O is so hateful that she can make a demonic monster like Adolf Hitler seem like Richard Simmons.

And now that Omarosa has gotten her butt kicked off the show she can march on down to the unemployment office and start collecting unemployment benefits.

In A Related Story. Zydeco Dupree writes in his book Trivia Territory that an aardvark's tongue is actually located in its left ear.

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