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Tuesday, 29 March 2011

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US X-Factor Gig Fails To Happen For Spoiled Brat Cheryl

Cheryl has said that she does not want to go back on to UK X-Factor as a judge after becoming a big 'talent' in the US. Simon Cowell as good as 'promised' her a place on the panel of US X-Factor. Cheryl is angered that he promised her something which he could not deliver. An angry and 'betrayed' Cheryl returned to the UK full of resentment against Simon Cowell.

She had a 'war council' with her pals from Girls Aloud and they had a good 'bitch' about Simon Cowell.

After going on to bigger and better things in the US and being led to believe she could be a judge on the US X-Factor Cheryl thinks she is simply 'too good' and 'too big a talent' to go back to the boring old UK X-Factor which she resigned from last year.

Cheryl does not want to have to go back on the UK X-Factor with 'her tail between her legs' and have to work again with Lois, Dannii and Simon and Dermot.

When she was in the US she was meeting big celebrities all the time and was hoping to 'break' the American market and be as big as Jennifer Lopez.

An inside source said that Cheryl did not 'help' herself and attend the big celebrity parties which were held after the recent Oscars. Apparently she did not attend the 'big' parties and get herself 'out there' and her 'name known' by the big 'movers and shakers' in LA.

Instead of getting herself looking gorgeous and giving herself a glamorous 'makeover' and looking like a screen goddess she stayed in her hotel and made no effort to 'effervesce' and to sparkle. Simon Cowell was in despair that Cheryl made no effort and did not go to the parties looking her like a goddess; but stayed in her hotel room with Derek Hough and ordered room service; and watched 'pay to view' movies in her hotel suite.

In a sense it is as if Cheryl is a 'spoiled little brat' and expects everything to be handed to her 'on a plate'. She has had 'too much too soon' and is not hungry for success and recognition as she once was as a little pop starlet.

Simon blames the 'Elvive L'Oreal' advert for making fame go to her head as she could see herself every 10 minutes on the commercials.

Simon and Cheryl have become estrange and are no longer the close friends they once were. Cheryl feels it is 'beneath' her to 'lower herself' by going back on the UK show when she feels as if she has 'outgrown' the show and is now a US super-star.

Cheryl has started to believe in her own publicity and has forgotten her humble beginnings on a talent contest. She is deluded about her own celebrity and does not seem to realise that even her enemy Jordan is much better known and has a higher profile in the US. Jordan has been jubilant about being given a new reality show to present, "From Geek To Hunk' where she will be able to turn a gimp into a stud in eight short weeks.

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