Britain is preparing for the Royal Wedding of the century, between Prince William and Kate Middleton, but a great fear has des cended on the nation.
Some people oppose the wedding and are going to make their views known, according to police undercover spies.
At present plans to bring the troops home from Afghanistan are being made so that the day can go smoothly. The Taliban are expected to be watching the ceremony on their televisions so the troops will not be needed and they can return to defend the royal couple from unwanted attention.
In the Commons Theresa May announced that pre-emptive strikes against known rebel forces in London would be made. Those who have been slaughtering the smug self satisfaction of Bankers and their friends would pay a heavy price for their insolence. The civilian population is being put at risk of seeing through the blatant lies of the Government and this cannot continue.
Now the Wedding is in the sights of the rebels. The very idea of a marriage is against the beliefs of the rebels who have a strange idea of people only living together if they want to without the blessing of Church or State.
Everyone should be on the lookout for suspicious activity, such as a love for the first letter of the alphabet - an affliction which many rebels suffer from in their deluded world.