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Monday, 28 March 2011

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Jordan has cracked America and is to present a new show in the summer. In the show she has to transform an unpromising geek into a sexy stud. The television executives were shocked by the sarcasm and rudeness of her blunt put-downs of the unfortunate gimpy 'geek'.

However they are convinced that if anyone can transform a gimp into a hunk Miss Price can. The executives were convinced that her 'larger than life' personality would go down well with the audience.

The television production team are convinced that Jordan can work her usual 'magic' and get results. In eight weeks she must make a wimpy weed into a 'stud'. She will have her work cut out but she is an expert on men and how to get them to do what she wants so it shouldn't be too much of a problem for her.

An ecstatic Katie Price boasted that she had 'broken' America whilst rival Cheryl Cole had blown her 'once in a lifetime opportunity'. She said about her fellow Brit, "Cheryl has p***** Simon off big time she's finished now and has left the last chance saloon."

Peter Andre was stunned by this latest development and he said, "I won't let her take my kids to the US." Other lose Alex Reid commented, "Jordan is pure evil and is a true life Cruella Da Ville the Americans will soon get tired of her and want to get rid of her."

The sour grapes of Jordan's ex-partners' does not bode well for her future success in turning a geek into a stud. After all with Alex Reid it was a case of turning a stud into a geek when his 'Roxanne' transvestite side was revealed.

The US is going to be shocked by Jordan's crudity and lack of taste and will probably be fascinated by her blunt rudeness and insensitivity to other people.

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