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Tuesday, 5 December 2006

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There is a need for strong, strong leadership. Strong! Yes - Cameron

David Cameron has released a further video blog on his site, webcameron, during which he engages in sexual relations with his wife, Samantha.

"Oh, you've just caught me in the middle of something! Well, I suppose it's as good a time as any to 'fill you in' on what´s going on with me!" Over the course of the 8 minute tape, Cameron briefly discusses the environment, transport policy, his wife´s "smashing" breasts, and the need for "strong, strong leadership. Strong! Yes". Samantha remains largely passive during Cameron's efforts, though he does address her specifically at one point, noting that "this is quite hard work, isn't it? Phew! No need to be scared of a little hard work though! That´s the Conservative Way!".

Political commentator John Christie noted that this is "a bold move, calculated to gain credibility through the association of younger, sexier individuals, such as Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, who are more relevant to young voters, voters who are simply not interested in foundation hospitals or foreign policy." Christie continued "Cameron is obviously pitching himself as a young, virile alternative to Gordon Brown, after all, while Brown may conceivably have sex with his wife, could we imagine him giving her a pair of Camden Sunglasses?" (in reference to a point, 6 minutes into the video, when Cameron lays his testicles onto the eyes of his wife, creating a sunglasses effect.)

Response to the tape from Labour press secretary Jennifer Cartwright denounced Cameron´s featured policy statements as "ill-defined, like his flabby buttocks" which featured prominently in the video.

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