Brad Pitt hates Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie - everyone

Straight out of the back seat of the yellow taxi comes the overwhelming truth that has the world reeling. For a Hollywood variation Brad Pitt is now the talk of the town.

Mr Pitt suffers from Bi-Polar, mad cow disease and wearing too many clothes. This now explains his many hysterical outbursts of a personal nature against his ex wife, his present baby collection machine, his family, friends and not to forget - the papparazzia. He hates them all!

His last outburst was short, sweet and to the point.

"Jen, Ange, Mom, Pops, Bru, Brutettes, Camera people, I hate you. Did you hear me, I f..king hate you all. You are the reason I am where I am today. Get f..ked and do not expect any tips. Where the hell are my kids?"

Brad was seen staggering out of George Clooneys apartment, when this profound outburst was relayed to the expectant world.

"I only love George."

Wonder what Angelina Jolie is thinking.

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