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Monday, 24 September 2007

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A homegrown bundle of joy

While other stars are adopting international babies, the actress-producer has produced one of her own.

Mexican-born Hayek and her fiance, French billionaire François-Henri Pinault, have announced the birth of their daughter, Valentina Paloma Pinault. "Fancy, schmancy, must think she's royalty or something," complained baby Barron William Trump.

Never one to miss out on a promotional opportunity, Salma had "Desperado" stamped on her daughter's little butt and "Ugly Betty" stamped on her dainty feet.

When greeted with the news of the birth of Valentina, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie released a brief congratulatory statement but reportedly whined to friends, "Big Deal. Our family is much bigger than theirs." Then they got back to work on new adoption papers, ensuring that that their family unit will continue to experience sustained growth.

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