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Friday, 4 January 2008

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The corpse of Mickey the mouse

The family of an eight year old mouse - Mickey Manchines - have sued Brandelina over the death of their son who was struck down by the couples car late last night.

The Manchines family have refused to talk to the media as they are still mourning their sons death. However, Mrs Manchines (who stands 10cm tall) was heard lamenting on how humans have no regard towards the lives of rodents. They set traps to kill us she added in despair.

Brangelina are not hiding their disgust towards the rodents. They're just a bunch of stupid rats! remarked Angelina.

The Manchines family along with others have stormed the home of Brangelina, breaking windows and leaving droppings everywhere sources claim. Some mice were caught and their tails were chopped off according to a passerby.

Authorities say this is an isolated case, but most mice think otherwise.

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