Mark of the Beast seance yields Mary Jo Kopechne ghost

Cyberspace - (666-And-All-That): The Halloween ouija board rattled horribly today as a hextoplasm-encypted cyberseance message from the '69 drowning victim blamed Yale's notorious Skull And Bones Society.

Her stark words caused an unexpected out-of-body emanation from channeller Mark of the Beast, fortunately for whom some man-size tissues soon wiped up the evidence.

Kopechne also spoke through Scottish medium spirit 'Glen Livet' whose oak casket has seen much Angel's Share evaporation during the spiritual maturation process.

Asked to confirm where President Obama's birth certificate was hidden Ms Kopechne identified a 'massive black hole' near the Rattlesnake Nebula.

A NASA spokesperson commented later that the astro phenomenon is to be named in honor of First Lady Michelle Obama.

Ms Kopechne died in a DUI tragedy involving Senator Ted Kennedy.

Her first-and-only-born son by the Rev Jesse Jackson was given the name 'Michael' before being hurriedly fostered out to Hawaii by Bonesmen loyalists of the cult society's Osteoporosis division.

Prof Stephen Hawking gets intravenous crack on Fridays.

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