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Funny story:  Satan Blasts Pope for Halloween Scaremongery
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Satan Blasts Pope for Halloween Scaremongery

Feast of the Antichrist The Vatican today condemned the growing popularity of Halloween as "Anti Christian" and "dangerous". Catholic bishops criticised parents who allow their children to dress up as ghosts, goblins, zombies and other associated...
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'Halloween' White House Still Handing Out Eye Candy To Nation

Washington, D.C. - Standing at the front entrance of the White House with the first lady faithfully at his side handing out Halloween candy, Barack Obama, dressed as himself, was criticized not only by Republicans this time around, but by an ever-gro...
Funny story:  Halloween Hospital X-Ray Finds Chupacabra Hiding Inside Pillowcase Instead of Candy
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Halloween Hospital X-Ray Finds Chupacabra Hiding Inside Pillowcase Instead of Candy

Los Cruxes, New Mexico - Forget finding a razorblade inside an apple; try a chupacabra hiding inside your pillowcase of Halloween candy instead. Well, that is exactly happen to 13-year-old Little Johnny Myers in a small rural town 100 miles outside o...
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Tiny ghouls prowl UK streets in search of sexual gratification

Police have warned the public to lock their doors and stay vigilant tonight October 31st as it is feared hordes of the undead are prowling the country's streets in search of sexual gratification. One lady, 71 year old Madge Mingerly, who asked to...
Funny story:  Halloween Pirate Boy Makes a Million in one Night
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Halloween Pirate Boy Makes a Million in one Night

A Halloween Pirate boy called Jack (and his little sister) have made a Million pounds in one night. They achieved this act of financial wonder by dressing up as pirates and kidnapping Barrack Obama. They got the idea from watching the news. Th...
Funny story:  Big Michelle Gobbles Up The Obama Girls' Halloween Candy
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Big Michelle Gobbles Up The Obama Girls' Halloween Candy

Washington DC - The two little Obama girls both burst into tears this morning after a night of trick-or-treating. Someone had eaten all their candy. All of the 1,000 candy bars that the little girls had collected were gone. The hungry monster even...

Funny story:  Mark of the Beast seance yields Mary Jo Kopechne ghost
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Mark of the Beast seance yields Mary Jo Kopechne ghost

Cyberspace - (666-And-All-That): The Halloween ouija board rattled horribly today as a hextoplasm-encypted cyberseance message from the '69 drowning victim blamed Yale's notorious Skull And Bones Society. Her stark words caused an unexpected out-o...
Funny story:  Google offers 'Devil's Pact' - of candy!  Happy Halloween 2009!
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Google offers 'Devil's Pact' - of candy! Happy Halloween 2009!

Users of the ubiquitous search engine found a treat in store for them today - and then realised a trick was involved! Google's Halloween logo shows a Pumpkin-tastic display of ghostliness. Well, a spookily-fonted Googl… with a pumpkin for an e!...

Funny story:  Grim Reaper Plays Russian Roulette With The Halloween Queen
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Grim Reaper Plays Russian Roulette With The Halloween Queen

London - (Bye-Bye-Miss-American-Spy): The Astrologer Royal was taken away to the Royal Freak Hospital's Witchfinder General Wing today by the Third Royal Battalion of Men in White Coats. Reporter were told his latest official advice to take arseni...
Funny story:  The  2009, #1 Selling Scariest Halloween Trick or Treat Mask - Roman Polanski
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The 2009, #1 Selling Scariest Halloween Trick or Treat Mask - Roman Polanski

WAPAKONETA, Ohio - The Great Grandma Buckeye Halloween Costume, Mask, and Outfit Company of Wapakoneta has just announced that the number one selling scariest Halloween Trick or Treat mask for 2009 is the Roman Polanski mask. Company President Sax...

Funny story:  Ghosts Open Furniture Moving Company
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Ghosts Open Furniture Moving Company

Philadelphia, PA - Some local ghosts are ignoring the recession and have decided to open up their own furniture moving company. 'The Other Side Moving Company' opened their doors to business last month and they are scaring away all the competition.
Funny story:  Jacko vault armed guard amid Halloween necrophilia orgy fears
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Jacko vault armed guard amid Halloween necrophilia orgy fears

Los Angeles - (Trick or Treat): Grave concerns may be behind a mystery Skull And Bones Club sperm donor's decision to post a 24-hour armed guard around Michael Jackson's Glendale mausoleum. The anonymous benefactor, a resident at Predator Chapel R...

Funny story:  The Pope Will Die This Halloween
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The Pope Will Die This Halloween

Rome - (Trick Or Treat): A Maginot Line of Vatican resistance workers is planning a Halloween trick or treat surprise for Pope Joe Ratzinger. Fed up with a compulsory Diet of Worms in the Pontifical works canteen staff are planning on spiking Joe...
Funny story:  UK Bank in blatant 'Trick or Treat' thievery
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UK Bank in blatant 'Trick or Treat' thievery

One of the country's high street banks is getting into the festive swing with a special Halloween promotion. Royal and Midland Bank of NatLand will celebrate the recently adopted Transatlantic tradition of blackmail and extortion, better known as...

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Giant iceberg spotted this summer had shrunk to a smaller iceberg and now laughable little ice cubes that many boats ram into for the fun of it.

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