Thursday, 30 April 2009
Alexander Litvinenko's 2007 Plutonium-210 death an inside job?
Brussels - (Rasputin Ass Mess): NATO military intelligence top brass has booted out two toxic Russian spooks after a radioactive con-trail from ex-KGB/Mossad turncoat Alexander Litvinenko RIP identified a crude cabal's attempt to seize EU snake oil assets.
The twelve year surveillance operation used pro-active spy-weeding techniques including crack cocaine sweeteners, tickets to the opera and a callgirl/rent-boy offshoot from Eliot Spitzer's feckless Holy Roman Emperor VIP Escort Agency.
Meanwhile in London MI5 spooks refused to comment on media reports that the Russian spies have been identified as the 'brains' behind a Chinese mobster gang that infiltrated the Pentagon's Joint Strike Fighter program, dubbed the BongHits4Taleban project.
President Barack Obama met with NATO bigwigs in early April and told them their asses would be in a sling unless the Russkie spooks got their comeuppance pronto.
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