Written by misha marinsky
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Topics: NATO, Monaco, Luxembourg

Saturday, 30 August 2008

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MONTE CARLO - Lance Garibaldi, a spokesman for the Presidential Palace held a press conference here today, and announced the formation of LATO - the Leftovers Atlantic Treaty Organization.

"Since we were not allowed to join NATO, we decided to form our own mutual defense organization. It seems that the only time NATO cares about Monaco is when their people from Brussels come to our casinos. As long as our casinos are safe from attack, NATO is satisfied. Well, we're more than gambling," he added.

He pointed out that Liechtenstein is the number one producer in the world of artificial teeth and construction tools. "It behooves NATO to be concerned about our defense. The comfort of the free world depends on it," he added.

He concluded, "The future of civilization depends on our safety."

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