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Topics: Dogs, NATO

Tuesday, 22 July 2008

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Sniffing out assholes in the Oval Orifice...

Washington DC - (Shaggy Dog Mess): A top secret NATO bugging operation that planted a wired pooch into the Oval Orifice has been hailed as immensely successful.

Scores of new mutts will now be dropped into various other global hellholes.

Recruits to the newly formed K9 Para Regiment will be trained to jump out of planes at 25,000 feet.

They are expert in sniffing out assholes, nuclear warheads and searching confined spaces.

"We're starting by sending Afghan Hounds into Kabul to bug the hell outta that Bush client-dictator Hamid Karzai," a top NATO military intelligence source commented today.

"We also figure Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe might just fall for a bull mastiff called Tsvangerai that's trained to salute each time his new master enters a room."

There'll be no pooch however for Iran's nutter President Ahmadinejad because local customs dictate canines are 'demon filth'.

"Hell, we bugged his ass years ago," the NATO source shrugged.

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