Sunday, 3 June 2007
Below are the top five things lawyers learn from representing clients that grown men shouldn't be allowed to know.
#5: The age of consent
#4: How fast you can drive and still get away with it
#3: Where to find prostitutes who aren't undercover cops
#2: How to deal with police when they suspect you of DWI
and
#1: How much prostitutes charge for oral sex
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