Showing:

Funny satire stories about Lawyers

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 4 pages)
Funny story:  Wall Street Banks' Financial Dealings Stump the Lord Almighty

Wall Street Banks' Financial Dealings Stump the Lord Almighty

Dateline: NEW YORK--A cabal of Wall Street bankers runs a global crime syndicate that buys the regulators of their industry, rigs the rules of the market, and uses convoluted financial instruments and bogus mathematical models to siphon cash from the...
View 'Wall Street Banks' Financial Dealings Stump the Lord Almighty'
Funny story:  Schillings in Major Court Case

Schillings in Major Court Case

Keith Schilling, major player in the "reputation and secrecy" law firm Schillings of London has taken out an injunction against himself. At a restaurant in Kensington last night he inadvertently tipped over a glass of Rothchilds' Chateau Lafite P...
View 'Schillings in Major Court Case'
Funny story:  Shyster lawyers in Caribbean slavery compensation scam

Shyster lawyers in Caribbean slavery compensation scam

Caribbean - "A classic, Ecuador-style bit of legalistic bullshit," is how constitutional experts have described some Brit shyster lawyers' attempts to sue the governments of the UK, France and Holland for acts of slavery committed by private individ...
View 'Shyster lawyers in Caribbean slavery compensation scam'
Funny story:  Chimp Wins Art Contest, Hires Lawyer

Chimp Wins Art Contest, Hires Lawyer

No sooner was it announced that Brent, a 37-year-old Louisiana chimp, had won first prize in a chimpanzee art contest (read about it here on TheGuardian.com website) than the chimp called a lawyer to complain that the sanctuary where he lived would b...
View 'Chimp Wins Art Contest, Hires Lawyer'
Funny story:  Donald Trump Wants Edward Snowden To Appear On Celebrity Apprentice

Donald Trump Wants Edward Snowden To Appear On Celebrity Apprentice

MANHATTAN - The producer and host of Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump has said that he would like to have the infamous NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden appear as a contestant on his hit NBC show. Trump, being a billionaire (thanks to daddy), kno...
View 'Donald Trump Wants Edward Snowden To Appear On Celebrity Apprentice'
Funny story:  Kobe "Boo-Hoo" Bryant Says His Mama Stole His Stuff

Kobe "Boo-Hoo" Bryant Says His Mama Stole His Stuff

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant who missed the first round of the Los Angeles Lakers NBA playoffs because his foot was hurt now says that his mama has bruised the hell out of his ego. Bryant is madder than a woodpecker in Antarctica because his mother h...
View 'Kobe "Boo-Hoo" Bryant Says His Mama Stole His Stuff'
Funny story:  Sad, Sad, Sad - Kobe Bryant Suing  His Own Mother

Sad, Sad, Sad - Kobe Bryant Suing His Own Mother

TRENTON, New Jersey - Kobe "Vino" Bryant may scream, holler, and yell at his Laker teammates Pau Gasol, Metta World Peace, and Dwight Howard, but his mama, Pamela Bryant says she will not stand for him hollering at her and she has made it abundantly...
View 'Sad, Sad, Sad - Kobe Bryant Suing  His Own Mother'
Funny story:  Michigan Bans The Green Bay Packer Cheesehead Hats

Michigan Bans The Green Bay Packer Cheesehead Hats

LANSING, Michigan - The Michigan state senate acting on the wishes of the citizens of Michigan has just voted 27-11 to ban the cheesehead hats worn by Green Bay Packer fans. State Senator Arthur H. Turntittle, 56, [R-Kalamazoo] told Sporting Chanc...
View 'Michigan Bans The Green Bay Packer Cheesehead Hats'
Funny story:  'Meurtre Le Plus Horrible!' as top French lawyer found swimming with the fishes

'Meurtre Le Plus Horrible!' as top French lawyer found swimming with the fishes

Vannes, France - Shock horror in Brittany this weekend at the news that a superstar French barrister has been found dead at his private beach spawning hundreds of French Dead Lawyer jokes. (Ne demandez pas! - 'Ed'] Olivier Metzner, 63, had a massi...
View ''Meurtre Le Plus Horrible!' as top French lawyer found swimming with the fishes'
Funny story:  The Cruise Ship Triumph Renamed The USS O'Boy

The Cruise Ship Triumph Renamed The USS O'Boy

MOBILE, Alabama - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that due to the extremely bad publicity, the owners of the cruise ship Triumph have decided to change its name. Carnival spokesperson Helvetica Hickoryhaus, 52, stated that in order to re...
View 'The Cruise Ship Triumph Renamed The USS O'Boy'
Funny story:  HRH, Dame Judi and 007: the story just gets better

HRH, Dame Judi and 007: the story just gets better

A statement issued today by a Palace spokesman has added nothing but confusion to the story of the Queen vs. Dame Judi, or 'Lizziegate' as it is now known. The spokesman denied emphatically that the Queen had anything to do with the reported inci...
View 'HRH, Dame Judi and 007: the story just gets better'
Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer: "That's It, I Quit - Lohan The Flake Is On Her Own"

Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer: "That's It, I Quit - Lohan The Flake Is On Her Own"

LOS ANGELES - Shawn Holley, who was up until this week, Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, has got to be one of the most patient women in the entire United States. Holley has tried her best to help the little, misguided Hollywood rich girl, but all to no ava...
View 'Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer: "That's It, I Quit - Lohan The Flake Is On Her Own"'
Funny story:  New York Woman's Examined Life Not Worth Living

New York Woman's Examined Life Not Worth Living

New York attorney Diana Campbell was proud of having earned her law degree at the age of 54. She had steady work that wasn't too mentally demanding and which served to pay the bills. And, after nearly three decades of therapy and twelve-step work, sh...
View 'New York Woman's Examined Life Not Worth Living'
Funny story:  Katie Holmes Tells Tom Cruise She Wants Half of The $600 Million or Else She's Singing Like A Canary

Katie Holmes Tells Tom Cruise She Wants Half of The $600 Million or Else She's Singing Like A Canary

NEW YORK CITY - Kathie Holmes has been keeping pretty much of a low profile in regards to her filing for divorce from her husband of five years Tom Cruise. But reports are surfacing out of the Big Apple, where Katie is living with daughter Suri, t...
View 'Katie Holmes Tells Tom Cruise She Wants Half of The $600 Million or Else She's Singing Like A Canary'
Funny story:  Republicans Unveil a Do-It-Yourself Healthcare Plan

Republicans Unveil a Do-It-Yourself Healthcare Plan

Washington DC - Desperate to take the lead in the nation's never-ending healthcare debate, Congressional Republicans are massing behind an initiative that would provide all Americans with a do-it-yourself medical kit containing everything they need t...
View 'Republicans Unveil a Do-It-Yourself Healthcare Plan'
Funny story:  Banana thrower cleared of racial abuse on grounds that he's been living under a rock for the last forty years

Banana thrower cleared of racial abuse on grounds that he's been living under a rock for the last forty years

A massive racist who had been caught on camera throwing bananas at a Premier League football player was cleared of all charges of racial abuse at Preston Crown Court yesterday after it was revealed that he'd been living under a rock since 1972. G...
View 'Banana thrower cleared of racial abuse on grounds that he's been living under a rock for the last forty years'
Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan's Lawyers Get Bonus after Waxing Her Surfboard

Lindsay Lohan's Lawyers Get Bonus after Waxing Her Surfboard

Call it what you will. Speaking in flowery terms, painting a picture in a positive light, waxing poetic or waxing her surfboard, but Lindsay Lohan's lawyers earned a huge bonus this week after proclaiming her "maturity growth" in front of the press...
View 'Lindsay Lohan's Lawyers Get Bonus after Waxing Her Surfboard'
Funny story:  The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt X Of X; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt X Of X; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

When I opened my eyes I saw red coals, licking flames. My left leg was burning. Above me, giant faces loomed; they were contorted hideously. Had I truly descended to hell? I had not. I looked about me. I was in the sitting room at 221b Candlestick Maker Street. The faces were those of Inspector Stanley Livingstone Stanley and - my God! - could it really be my friend Shylock Humes? I moaned, an...
View 'The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt X Of X; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery'

Showing page 1 (of 4 pages)
Breaking News...

President Obama OK' Trillion Dollar Bills

Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 5?

8 18 7 15


Go to top ^