Written by David Lyons
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Topics: Marriage, Lawyers

Friday, 19 December 2003

This story has been removed as per the requests made by Mr Cruise's lawyers.

We apologise for any misunderstanding regarding the story as originally appeared here. The story was intended as a humorous ploy on the false allegations pertaining to Mr Cruise's sexuality.

TheSpoof.com would like to apologise to Mr Cruise for the misunderstanding and every effort will be made to ensure that the readers of this Spoof News magazine are totally aware that what they are reading is intended as satire, spoof, or to be otherwise taken as humorous.

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