Sunday, 16 November 2008
Join today, and reap some of our benefits including;
free candlelit pureed meal
Alzheimer's sufferers welcome
nude bingo every Thursday
50 brands of gin available at bar
weak tea and boring biscuits also served
Alzheimer's sufferers welcome
bring-a-waterbottle nights
colostomy friendly
Alzheimer's sufferers welcome
huge Louis L'amour & Danielle Steel reading room
extra-squeaky rocking chairs
knitting circle (no sharing needles!)
rude care-workers welcome
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