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Friday, 4 July 2008

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Find love with Carbon

Radiocarbon dating, an innocuous fad scientists had developed decades ago has now turned into a multi-million dollar industry. Hundreds of dating services and sites all over the world now cater to finding people with carbon partners.

"Its different from conventional dating. You meet someone who is so independent. And yet has the potential of forming chemical bonds.", said the Carbon Dating Providers, a dating service specializing in providing lonely humans with carbon partners.

Carbon dating might seem like a fad but it certainly has brought happiness in the life of many lonely single geeks.

"The most beautiful moments are when we sit by a radio, and I get to know the age of many old objects. Its enlightening. And different from conventional dates.", spoke an excited Carbon dating woman.

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