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Funny story: London's Lonely Hearts

London's Lonely Hearts

Grace Power - Tattoo Artist (35) Short haired lady with muscular build whose interests include pumping iron, spitting and football. Is looking for a professional and handsome business-like man. Murray Miller - Retired Factory Assistant (104) 4 ft 4 in height, decrepit, wrinkly and covered in moles and liver spots who enjoys waking up in the morning. Is seeking a woman who can take him to...
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Funny story: Tractor And Agricultural Chat Lines XXX

Tractor And Agricultural Chat Lines XXX

Sexy chat farmers: Phone: Who's a dirty farmer? 000 4312a My Big end has gone on Massive Ferguson 000 4313a Coupling muck spreaders 000 4313a Fertiliser fun 000 4314a Your turn in the barrel 000 4315a Silage (uncensored): Putting it about 000 4316a Close coupling 000 4317a Draw bar dynamics 000 4318a Jug sizes (metric) 000 4319a Deep pl...
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Funny story: Here are 25 things you never want to say on a first date

Here are 25 things you never want to say on a first date

Here's a list of things you shouldn't say on a first date, particularly if you want a second date. To be nonsexist, I've included some things for the ladies, too. Of course, if you're not interested in the person and want nothing to do with them after the first date, this could be a guide to "what to say on a first date": 1) I had venereal disease a few times, but not to worry, my doctor gave m...
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Funny story: New "How To Become A Crazy Cat Lady" and "I Wonder If He's Gay" Courses Added To ACEO's Schedule

New "How To Become A Crazy Cat Lady" and "I Wonder If He's Gay" Courses Added To ACEO's Schedule

The Simmons County Adult Career Education Outreach (ACEO) has announced that two new courses will be permanently added to their current curriculum, beginning in October. "How To Become A Crazy Cat Lady" and "I Wonder If He's Gay" will both be off...
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Funny story: Vondrook's Dating Survival Tips!

Vondrook's Dating Survival Tips!

To help you navigate through the murky black sludge that is the single dating life, here are some tips for the Vondrook reader on how to achieve the highest rate of success when going on a first date. And by "success," I meaning making out or getting laid. •If your date says she likes a "take charge" type of guy, try to get the waiter or somebody to hear that as well, because that's consent, br...
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Funny story: Are Paul Wesley and Nina Dobrev together?

Are Paul Wesley and Nina Dobrev together?

ATLANTA- Paul Wesley and Nina Dobrev were seen having dinner together last Tuesday. When questioned by reporters if 'The Vampire Diaries' co-stars were together Wesley and Dobrev stammered a bit and finally denied the rumors. But could they have been...
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Funny story: The Burgeoning Web-world of On-line Dating Shows a Surge in Special Interest Sites

The Burgeoning Web-world of On-line Dating Shows a Surge in Special Interest Sites

In the burgeoning Web-world of on-line dating, there is a surge in more special interest sites. Here's a listing of the latest and hottest from the Institute of Self-Identities Promotion and Actualization. New-Age Druidic Nudists@nakedpartsmesh.web In-Shower Tweeting Networkers@wetitntextit.web You-Tube Kitty-cat Video Addicts@litterusbaby.web Secular-Humanist Utopian Druggies@nirvan...
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Funny story: A Sexy Wisconsin Woman Has An Amazing 213 Erogenous Zones

A Sexy Wisconsin Woman Has An Amazing 213 Erogenous Zones

OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Ever since she was in high school Rebecca Waxbuckle of Oshkosh said that she was always extremely popular with the boys. She pointed out that when she went to Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis she was voted The Fresh...
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Funny story: For Loner, Shower is This Weekend's Most Intimate Moment

For Loner, Shower is This Weekend's Most Intimate Moment

When Justin Fleich stepped out of his boxer shorts Sunday morning and stepped into the shower, it was the closest he came to having an intimate experience the entire weekend. "The warm water, my soapy hands all over my body, that was pretty much i...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Dating Danny Devito

Susan Boyle Dating Danny Devito

After breaking up with his wife, Rhea Perlman, after over 30 years of marriage, actor Danny Devito has began dating Scottish singer Susan Boyle. "I have always had my eye on that cute and cuddly little man", Boyle told reporters. "But we didn't ac...
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Funny story: Dating Tips By Barack Obama

Dating Tips By Barack Obama

Being the president of the United States is really important. But so are you! And I'm here to help where it hurts. All my time in office and I've learned a few....By the way did I mention I'm the president? Not like it matters though. America is pretty much ruled by corporations. But it is nice to have an image for America. Isn't it? Anyway dating is a lot like being an American. Because I...
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Funny story: Salesmen Find Value in 'Good Cop, Bad Cop'

Salesmen Find Value in 'Good Cop, Bad Cop'

Coco Deet, 26, a salesman at the new clothing store, Shoppers Unite, recently discovered how effective the technique, "Good Cop, Bad Cop," can be when applied to potential shoppers. "Since the economy has been so bad, our store has really suffered...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga says she wants a younger woman

Lady Gaga says she wants a younger woman

It has only just been reported that Lady Gaga the Italian Stallion has been dating a young lady. Putting an end to the speculation, she was photographed holding the hand of a very, young female. Lady Gaga said in a statement to F! News: "I am da...
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Funny story: Katie Holmes Confesses That New Boyfriend Jamie Foxx Is 10 Times More Fun Than Ex-Husband Tom Cruise Was

Katie Holmes Confesses That New Boyfriend Jamie Foxx Is 10 Times More Fun Than Ex-Husband Tom Cruise Was

NEW YORK CITY - Sweet little Katie Holmes is thrilled at the fact that she has a new boyfriend. Holmes is reportedly on Cloud 9 since she has been hitting the dating scene with Jamie Foxx star of Django Unchained. The 34-year-old brunette pixie...
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Funny story: Dating Website "Plenty Of Fish" Set to Face New Rival Site "Plenty Of Baggage"

Dating Website "Plenty Of Fish" Set to Face New Rival Site "Plenty Of Baggage"

Popular online dating site, "Plenty of Fish" is quaking in its boots as it learns of plans of a competing company to roll out a site called "Plenty of Baggage"(POB). The new format is said to be more conducive to members, old and new, that tend...
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Funny story: 32 Year Old Bachelor Reveals True Motive For Reading "Twilight" Series

32 Year Old Bachelor Reveals True Motive For Reading "Twilight" Series

"C'mon let's be real. A lot of the chicks reading those books are smokin' hot and between the ages of twenty and twenty-six. I'm trying to nail that demographic," stated Mike Oxbig, a 32 year old bachelor and avid reader of the "Twilight" series.
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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Confesses That Dumping Kristen Stewart Was The Best Thing He Ever Did

Rob Pattinson Confesses That Dumping Kristen Stewart Was The Best Thing He Ever Did

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Rob Pattinson recently stated that now that the Twight Saga series is over he feels like a big weight has been taken off of his shoulders. He spoke with Tahiti Zeppelin of Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres and told her that he felt like h...
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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Says The Nude Internet Photos of Her Are Photoshopped

Sandra Bullock Says The Nude Internet Photos of Her Are Photoshopped

NEW ORLEANS - Sandra Bullock is reportedly very upset at the recent photos that have surfaced on the Internet that claim to show her in the nude. Bullock stated that first of all she does not own a pair of pink sandals and secondly she does not ha...
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