Washington, DC - a recent study of 3000 women around the globe, found that nearly three quarters of them found men to be sexiest when standing in a thai-chi, karate stance, regardless of ethnicity.
This peeked our sexual curiosity around the offic...
1. I left my wallet at home.
2. Gee, you remind me of my mother.
3. I have a slight touch of Ebola but it will pass.
4. I think George W. Bush is probably one of this century's greatest leaders next to Tony Blair and the late great Ronald Reagan.
5. Love is not sex.
6. My dad is a funeral director. That's why I work in health insurance. What do you do?
7. If I was a woman I'd sta...
A spokesman for the Union of One Day Datebots has announced that the escort automatons will no longer accept the custom of older homo sapiens.
In a surprise move, the robots have declared that they would deny their service to both mammals over the...
We at SpoofFeed were genuinely interested in what your dating turn-offs are and the deal-breakers that make you wanna run for the door and bail out on your date and rob them of any confidence that they had, publicly humiliate them and leave them as a mangled shell of their former self. We went out to the streets of L.A and asked some young people we found and this is what they had to say.
Grace Power - Tattoo Artist (35)
Short haired lady with muscular build whose interests include pumping iron, spitting and football. Is looking for a professional and handsome business-like man.
Murray Miller - Retired Factory Assistant (104)
4 ft 4 in height, decrepit, wrinkly and covered in moles and liver spots who enjoys waking up in the morning. Is seeking a woman who can take him to...
Sexy chat farmers: Phone:
Who's a dirty farmer?
My Big end has gone on Massive Ferguson
Coupling muck spreaders
Your turn in the barrel
Putting it about
Draw bar dynamics
Jug sizes (metric)
Here's a list of things you shouldn't say on a first date, particularly if you want a second date. To be nonsexist, I've included some things for the ladies, too. Of course, if you're not interested in the person and want nothing to do with them after the first date, this could be a guide to "what to say on a first date":
1) I had venereal disease a few times, but not to worry, my doctor gave m...
The Simmons County Adult Career Education Outreach (ACEO) has announced that two new courses will be permanently added to their current curriculum, beginning in October.
"How To Become A Crazy Cat Lady" and "I Wonder If He's Gay" will both be off...
To help you navigate through the murky black sludge that is the single dating life, here are some tips for the Vondrook reader on how to achieve the highest rate of success when going on a first date. And by "success," I meaning making out or getting laid.
•If your date says she likes a "take charge" type of guy, try to get the waiter or somebody to hear that as well, because that's consent, br...
ATLANTA- Paul Wesley and Nina Dobrev were seen having dinner together last Tuesday. When questioned by reporters if 'The Vampire Diaries' co-stars were together Wesley and Dobrev stammered a bit and finally denied the rumors. But could they have been...
In the burgeoning Web-world of on-line dating, there is a surge in more special interest sites. Here's a listing of the latest and hottest from the Institute of Self-Identities Promotion and Actualization.
New-Age Druidic Nudists@nakedpartsmesh.web
In-Shower Tweeting Networkers@wetitntextit.web
You-Tube Kitty-cat Video Addicts@litterusbaby.web
Secular-Humanist Utopian Druggies@nirvan...
OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Ever since she was in high school Rebecca Waxbuckle of Oshkosh said that she was always extremely popular with the boys.
She pointed out that when she went to Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis she was voted The Fresh...
When Justin Fleich stepped out of his boxer shorts Sunday morning and stepped into the shower, it was the closest he came to having an intimate experience the entire weekend.
"The warm water, my soapy hands all over my body, that was pretty much i...
After breaking up with his wife, Rhea Perlman, after over 30 years of marriage, actor Danny Devito has began dating Scottish singer Susan Boyle.
"I have always had my eye on that cute and cuddly little man", Boyle told reporters. "But we didn't ac...
Being the president of the United States is really important. But so are you! And I'm here to help where it hurts.
All my time in office and I've learned a few....By the way did I mention I'm the president? Not like it matters though. America is pretty much ruled by corporations. But it is nice to have an image for America. Isn't it?
Anyway dating is a lot like being an American. Because I...
Coco Deet, 26, a salesman at the new clothing store, Shoppers Unite, recently discovered how effective the technique, "Good Cop, Bad Cop," can be when applied to potential shoppers.
"Since the economy has been so bad, our store has really suffered...
It has only just been reported that Lady Gaga the Italian Stallion has been dating a young lady.
Putting an end to the speculation, she was photographed holding the hand of a very, young female. Lady Gaga said in a statement to F! News: "I am da...
NEW YORK CITY - Sweet little Katie Holmes is thrilled at the fact that she has a new boyfriend.
Holmes is reportedly on Cloud 9 since she has been hitting the dating scene with Jamie Foxx star of Django Unchained.
The 34-year-old brunette pixie...