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Saturday, 3 July 2010

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Applying nail polish remover

Auditioning the finger puppets

Brushing your afro

Buttering your bagel

Checking for squirrels

Checking the foxhole

Checking the oil

Checking the status of the I/O port

Cleaning my fur coat

Coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp

Defrosting the freezer

Dialling the rotary phone

Diggin' the stench trench

Digging for my keys

Doing my nails

Doing something for my chapped lips

Doing the two-finger slot rumba

Double-clicking your mouse

Draining the tuna

Drilling for oil

Dusting the endtable

Feeding the bearded clam

Filling the pink taco

Filling your niche

Finding yourself

Fingering something out

Finishing the job

Fishing for cumpliments

Fishing for mackerel

Flipping the light switch repeatedly

Flossing the cat

Fluffing the kitty

Gagging my meat hole

Gagging the clam

Getting a lube job

Getting a stain out of my carpet

Getting a stinky pinky

Getting the last pickle out of the jar

Getting to know Sticky Fingers the mobster

Going deep sea diving

Going to and from the Batcave

Hand tossing the tuna salad

Having ladyfingers and cream

Hitchhiking South

Indoor fishing

Jilling off

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Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat

Making your own gravy

Menage a moi

Mistressbate

Muffin buffin'

Nail polish remover

Nursing a hatchet wound

Opening the bottom drawer

Paddling the pink canoe

Parting the Red Sea

Petting the kitty

Playing the clitar

Playing the slots

Polishing the wedding ring

Preheating the oven

Priming the pump

Reading braille

Reading the map of Tazmania

Riding the unicycle

Riding your own mule down Grand Canyon

Romancing thy own

Rubbin Hood

Rubbin' the nubbin

Scraping the cheese off the taco

Searching for Ms. "G"

Shebopping

Shucking the fresh water clam

Slapping Susie

Slapping the mackerel

Sliding into home

Soaking in Palmolive

Spanking your puppy on the nose

Spearing the bearded clam

Spelunking in the mystery cave

Stirring the soup

Strumming the big open C

Surfing the web

Swimming in the Pu-Tang River

Taking a dip in the lake

Teasing the little man in the canoe

Testing the waters

The magical disappearing finger trick

The ole feel n' squeal

Tickling the kitty

Tiptoe through the TwoLips

Tossing the pink salad

Twinkling the little star

Two-finger taco tango

Unclogging the drain

Visiting Niagra Falls

Visiting your safety deposit box

Wading in the Bermuda Triangle

Washing your fingers

Whipping your cream

Working out at the Y

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