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Sunday, 27 June 2010

What a dumb blondie bomb shell. Pamela Anderson has been paid to appear on the Australian version of "Dancing With The Stars".

Though, some say with Anderson on the show it would be more appropriate to rename the show "Dancing With A Porn Star".

From the beginning Anderson couldn't even string three words together highlighting that spare space does appear to be true between her ears.

But, what she lacks in brains she makes up for with the sun kissed body beautiful.

Network Seven Australia was overheard saying they paid Anderson a sum of money to appear, not chat. "We see her (Anderson), as a viewer puller".

I dare say most of the audience were male and no doubt there was a heap of pullin' during and after the show.

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