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Wednesday, 14 May 2008

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Kid trapped in an adult body...

Los Angeles - (Underage Ass Mess): Michael Jackson has called for an official ceasefire in the lampooning of teenage Disney star Miley Cyrus saying it could seriously affect her pulling power in the future.

"I know what it's like to be a kid trapped in an adult body....er, in a megabux entertainment contract," the singer moaned at his NeverNever Land ranch today.

"And Miley needs her personal, internal space to come to terms with modern child exploitation smallprint in all those legal papers."

Jackson previously defended High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens when she bared her breasts on the internet, offering to make her the next Mrs Michael Jackson in return for twin daughters and annual photoshoots.

The LA FagHagSlagMag interview published today also says that Jackson's kids are mermerised by the Hannah Montana star and are desperate to invte her home for a cosy sleepover.

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