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Sunday, 11 May 2008

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"It's ok, I'm still alive." - millions of parents breath sighs of regret...

Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus got the shock of her life after coming face to face with a massive hairy camel toe. The teen starlet narrowly escaped being trod upon by the angry dromedary whilst visiting a refuge for homeless alpaca's and camels in San Jose.

Cyrus is widely known for her work towards innocent creatures - namely children - but she is so big-hearted that she also like helping things that don't pay in cash.

With her Dad Billy Ray at her bedside, Cyrus related her life-threatening experience.

"I almost died", she rumbled in a bass baritone man-voice, "think of all the money I'd be losing out on if that camel had murderalized me to death?!".

Her bosses at a well-known fairy-tale character-based Hollywood entertainment company have added an extra level of security around the annoying star.

Children at her concerts must now purchase special 'Miley Cyrus' binoculars to even come close to viewing her on stage such is the extended security presence.

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