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Wednesday, 7 May 2008

image for Miley Cyrus Records Cover of Dad Billy Ray Cyrus' Achy Breaky Heart while Fully Clothed and Playing with a Daniel Radcliffe Toothbrush
One of the 'infamous' Annie Libiewitz pictures of Cyrus's tartan skirt

Miley Cyrus has recorded a cover of her dad Billy Ray's smash hit tune 'Achy Breaky Heart' for a new movie while fully clothed in a recording studio in downtown Los Angles.

The deep voiced starlet also performed 'au naturale' on the recording while accompanied by the sounds of a flexible plastic toothbrush in the shape of Harry Potter gimp Daniel 'The Tin Man' Radcliffe.

"I feel so blessed to do my dad proud", said the deep voiced nuisance today, " it's a line dancing fave. Everybody loves line dancing. And me!".

It's also rumored that the irritating little bitch is going to star in a remake of porn movie 'Deep Throat'.

Cyrus will play the lead part - as made famous by Linda Lovelace in the 1970's.
Except this version will feature no sex. Just fairy tale characters prancing about in stupid costumes and singing bullshit Randy Newman numbers.

"The 'deep throat' in the movies title relates to my big, deep man voice", boomed Cyrus as she innocently flashed a hand-held wind up torch for awaiting paparazzi.

The move is all part of an attempt to popularize the tween star with dirty raincoat-wearing adults who account for 1/3 of their entire annual revenue.

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